Dirty Sms, Text Messages, Sexy Sms Jokes, Naughty Birthday Poems, Sweet Quotes

Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota ha .

2011-06-25T07:57:00.003-07:00

Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota he? Girl chup rahi, Teacher: Ghussay Se Jawab do Zero me 1Dalen to kiya hota he? Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota ha .

Intehai bhain chod sher Ghor Frmaiega plz Mohabbat hy kuch nahi

2011-06-25T07:57:00.001-07:00

Intehai bhain chod sher Ghor Frmaiega plz Mohabbat hy kuch nahi Sirf hy ye jism ki Bhook ISHQ DI MAA DA KUSA TY PYAR DI MAA DI CHOOT..

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_/\_ ithe rakh

Medical College mein Anatomy ka paper tha.

2011-06-25T07:56:00.001-07:00

Medical College mein Anatomy ka paper tha. 1 Question tha k female organ ka diagram banaein. 1 larrki nay jeans ki zip kholi or daikh ker bananay lagi. Examiner nay daikh liya. Bola: Agr dobara naqal ki to paper bhi phaarr doon ga aur Booti bhi

Kal chodnay ki raat thi" "Sub ne kia apna khara"

2011-06-25T07:55:00.002-07:00

Kal chodnay ki raat thi" "Sub ne kia apna khara" Kuch ne kaha mera bara Kuch ne kaha uska bara Hum b wahan mojod thay Hum chup rahay Bas hans diye Jab hum ne kia apna khara Sub ne kaha ITNA BARA ITNA BARA

eshawar ki Adalat mein ek talak ka case aya

2011-06-25T07:55:00.000-07:00

Peshawar ki Adalat mein ek talak ka case aya

Wife: Mera husband sirf pechay se krta hy,

Judge ny hairan ho kr pocha,

Is k ilawa bhi koi jaga hoti hy kiya?"

Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi Mohsin..!! jis ne karni hay kary

2011-06-25T07:54:00.001-07:00

Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi Mohsin..!! jis ne karni hay kary

nai ty phudi penn di wich waray..!

Sardar apne dost se: Yar tu ne koi aeisi gaali suni hai jo dekhi bhi ho

2011-06-25T07:53:00.001-07:00

Sardar apne dost se: Yar tu ne koi aeisi gaali suni hai jo dekhi bhi ho

Dost: Aaho teri pehan di phudi.

JAWANI jab bedaar hoti hai jawano me...

2011-06-25T07:52:00.003-07:00

JAWANI jab bedaar hoti hai jawano me...

LUX ghul jaata ha ghusal khano me!

In a Vampire Restaurant, Everybody was ordering hot Blood of Teenage girls as drink.

2011-06-25T07:52:00.001-07:00

In a Vampire Restaurant, Everybody was ordering hot Blood of Teenage girls as drink.

A vampire ordered Hot Water, all others started taunting him that he is a Dracula & should be ashamed of ordering water.

He suddenly took out a used "ALWAYS ULTRA" from his bag & smiled saying:

"I USE TEA BAGS

1 Fauji k hath larki lag gai Foji sex kartay kartay udher hi mar gaya.

2011-06-25T07:51:00.001-07:00

1 Fauji k hath larki lag gai Foji sex kartay kartay udher hi mar gaya.

karnal ne aakar Salute kia...

Logon ne kaha.

Karnal sahib, Is ne to ghalat kaam kia, Phir b aap is ko Daad de rahe ho?

Karnal ne jawab dia:

Ye wo Jawan hay jis ne jaan to dedi magar Morcha nahi chora.

Waise Hi Brazier pehni Hui Larki Kabhi Bacchi nahi hoti

2011-06-25T07:50:00.001-07:00

Hamare USTAD BABA farmate hain, BETA!

Jaisay Phooli Hui Roti Kabhi Kacchi Nahin Hoti,

Waise Hi Brazier pehni Hui Larki Kabhi Bacchi nahi hoti

Geo Ustad..

ye admi Baad Mai Bohat Lafra Krta Hy.

2011-06-25T07:49:00.001-07:00

Height Of Embarrassment :

Man Sitting Wid his Wife in Park

Another Lady Comes to his Wife

& Says;

“Paise Pehly Le lena,

ye admi Baad Mai Bohat Lafra Krta Hy.

Sardar washed his underwear

2011-06-25T07:48:00.003-07:00

Sardar washed his underwear

& hung it to dry near neighbour’s panty

& put a note on it:

Bhabhi !!

Plz remind me to remove my underwear

when U remove UR panty

Aaj jab main apna BRAZER tabdil kar rahi thi

2011-06-25T07:48:00.001-07:00

Ak Larki apne Shoher se !

Aaj jab main apna BRAZER tabdil kar rahi thi

to ak Larka mujh ko dekh raha tha,

Shoher !

Phir tom ne kiya keya ?

Larki !

Mujh ko bohat shram mehsos hoi

Or main ne apna Mou BRAZER se chopa liya

Wife: husband ka Lund pakarr k boli:

2011-06-25T07:46:00.003-07:00

Wife: husband ka Lund pakarr k boli:

Mere Laal mere sonay uth ja na...!

Husband: abay is ko choot mein lena hai ya school bhejna hai...??

Jiju aur babli

2011-06-25T07:46:00.001-07:00

Jiju aur babli

jiju:

main tumhary liay churian laya hun

Babbli:

App khud he pehna dein

Jiju:

tumhari baji ny tumhary lye Braizier b bheja hai.:-)

2011-06-25T07:45:00.001-07:00

Ghum me b hum ko jeena ata ha,

Gand maarne me b paseena ata ha,

Ek hum hain k tumhe aksar sms karte hen,

Ek tumhare sms hen jaise aurton ko mahina ata ha

Kulfi khoye di, Bond loey di

2011-06-25T07:44:00.001-07:00

Kulfi khoye di

Bond loey di

Soota charas da

Kusa nurse da

Mazay sharbat day

Mammay Nargas day

Gal pyar di

Bund Dedaar di

Lun QASAIE da

Dus tenu ke chahi da.

Sardar rozana sex tablet khata

2011-06-25T07:43:00.002-07:00

Sardar rozana sex tablet khata

Friend: yar na teri Wife hay na Girlfrend phir Q khata hay?

Sardar : Bus aisay hi underwear mai ronak lagi rehti hay

Teacher: Zero me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy.

2011-06-25T07:43:00.000-07:00

Teacher: Zero me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy.

Girl: miss hmari 1 se hi jaan nikal jati hy or ap 2 dalne ko bol rhi hay.

Birthday sms ...............Suraj roshni le kar aayaa

2011-06-21T04:35:00.002-07:00

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!

SARDAR picnic pay gaye

2011-06-13T09:31:00.002-07:00

3 SARDAR picnic pay gaye wahan ja k yaad aya k pepsi to ghar bhool gaye?
Decide kiya k sab say chota SARDAR ja k pepsi lay aye.
Chota SARDAR:
Mein is shart per jata hoon k tum meray anay tak samosy nahi khao gay.
Dono nay kaha k theek.
1 din guzra SARDAR nahi aya, 2 din guzray, 3, 4, hafta guzra.
Dono nay socha k ab samosay kha lenay chaye jaisay hi samosa uthaya chota SARDAR darakht k peechay say nikal k bola:
“JAY INJ KARO GAY TAY MEIN NAHI JANDA…”

It happened in an international hospital

2011-06-13T09:30:00.002-07:00

It happened in an international hospital that ICU patients died in same bed every sunday at 11 a.m.

It puzzled the doctors whether it waz s0mething super natural..

Worldwide eXpert team was formed to investigate the cause..

Next sunday few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors & nurses waited to see what it was..

Some were holding prayer books & Holy objects to ward off evil..

.

then . . .

.

.

Suddenly . . .

.

.

.

.

Sardar g,
Part time sunday sweeper,
entered the ICU..

Unplugged the life support system & plugged his vaccum cleaner :-D!

a sardar was helping his son

2011-06-13T09:29:00.002-07:00

“A Sardar was helping his son 2 fill his admision form”

Son asked:

‘Baapu Mother tongue walay khany mai kya likon?

Sardar:
‘Puttar likh de;
“Very Long”;-).

Kl koi meri bv k purse se Rs 2000 le gya

2011-06-13T09:28:00.002-07:00

Sardar:
Kl koi meri bv k purse se Rs 2000 le gya

Pathan:
jhot bolti hy,
1500 tha.
Hum ne khud gina tha.

Sardar paise ka msla nai hy,
Bs tu admi ka pta kr..:-

Sardar Ji Pehli Bar Susral Gaye…

2011-06-13T09:27:00.002-07:00

Sardar Ji Pehli Bar Susral Gaye…

Gaon Walon Se Pocha,

Yahan Koi Enjoy Karny Wali Cheez Hay Kya?

Gaon Waly Bolay:
Nahi Babu.

Ek Hi Thi Wo Bhi Aap Le Gaye.

SARDAR Ny 1 TOTA paLa

2011-06-13T09:26:00.002-07:00

SARDAR Ny 1 TOTA paLa
Or UsKo SaBz MirChaiN
KhilaTa Rha 1MoNth k BaD SARDAR Ny TOTY Sy PuCha
MiaN MiThu Churi KhaNi
TOTA
KiuN oye aNNi Dia MirchaN Muk GaiyaN Nay!

sardar g 1 girl

2011-06-13T09:25:00.002-07:00

Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha
Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha
kuch feel ker rahe ho?
Sardar: Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.

Kabhi To Muskurata Hoga

2011-06-13T09:23:00.002-07:00

Us Ki Yadon Mein
Us Ki Baton Mein
Kahin Mera Aks Bhi Jhilmilata Hoga..

Laakh Masroof Hoga Apne Kamon Mein,

Phir Bhi Hamein Soch Ker Kabhi To Muskurata Hoga.

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Dil Se Laga Ke Mil

2011-06-13T09:22:00.005-07:00

Main tera Muntazir hon mujhy Muskra k mil,

Kab tak tujhy talaash kron ab aa k mil,

Youn mil k phir judai ka lamha na aa sakey,

Jo Darmian main hay sabhi kuch mita k mil,

Ye kya k hum milain b mulaqat bhi Na ho,

‘Wasi’ seeney sy matt laga mujhy DiL……….sy laga k mil…

Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko

2011-06-13T09:22:00.004-07:00

Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko

Meri tnhai ka ehsas dila do mujko

Tum to chand ho tumhe meri zrort kya hai

Main dia hon kisi chokhat pe jala do mujko.

Nadan hai kitna

2011-06-13T09:21:00.005-07:00

Nadan hai kitna wo, kuch samjhta hi nahi,
“Sahil”

Seene se laga k pouchta hai, k dharkan taiz kyun hai.

Saanson Se Bhi Zyada

2011-06-13T09:21:00.004-07:00

WOH KABHI ANKH B JAHPKAY TU LARZ JATA HON

MUJ KO SANSO SAY B ZIADA HAY ZAROORAT US KI !

Ye kela kitne ka hai?

2011-06-13T09:19:00.002-07:00

Shaikh: Ye kela ktne ka?
Kele wala:5 rupees.
Shaikh:2 rupy ka deta hai?
Kele wala: 2 rupy me to sirf chilka milega.
Shaikh: Le 3 rupy, chilka rakh aur kela de

1 Sheikh suba utha to dekha

2011-06-13T09:17:00.005-07:00

1 Sheikh suba utha to dekha k Biwi mar gai hai
jaldi se kitchen mein
gya
0r Beti k galay lag k rone lga
dheere se bola 1 Bande ka nashta kam banana.

Sheikh ne choos lia!!!

2011-06-13T09:17:00.004-07:00

Ek makhi ki halat bohat khrab thi
wo doctor k pas gai
Doctor! Kia hua?
Makhi: bas g chaey main gir gai thi sheikh sahb ne choos choos k bura hal kar dia hai.:-)

1 sheikh ne apni bV ka Rs 15 sadqa utara

2011-06-13T09:16:00.002-07:00

1 sheikh ne apni bV ka Rs 15 sadqa utara Or us mn Rs 85 or mila kr card load krlia.
Bv ne pocha: ye kya kia?
Sheikh: Sadqa gharib govt ko gya balnce mere pas:-P

sheikh beemar wife se

2011-06-13T09:15:00.002-07:00

Sheikh ki wife beemar thi,
Light nai thi candle jal rai thi

Shkh: Doctor ko lenay ja ra h0on,
agr tumhe lagay k tum nai bachogi to yad se candle bujha dena..

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sheikhs’s fall in Love

2011-06-13T09:14:00.002-07:00

A sheikh boy fall in love with sheikh girl

Larki: jb sub so jain ge to main gali main sika phenkon gi tum faoran andr ajana
Lekin Lrka sika phenkne k 1 ghante baad aya

Larki: itni der Q?

LARKA: Me Sika Dhoond Raha tha

Larki: Pagal Wo To Main Ne Dhaaga baandh K phenka Tha…

1 srdar ji 1 Sheikh ki barat mei gye

2011-06-13T09:13:00.002-07:00

1 srdar ji 1 Sheikh ki barat mei gye
Waha bar bar pani pesh kia ja rha tha

Tang a kr sardar bola:
Galy wich pani phans gya a

Ik boti ty deo…! :-)

how many units?

2011-06-13T09:12:00.002-07:00

1 Shaikh ko current laga begum ne pocha kuch hua to nai?

Shaikh ne kaha mujhe kuch nai huwa bahir ja kar dekho units ktne gire hain.

arabi & sheikh

2011-06-13T09:11:00.002-07:00

Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari.
sheikh ne phir khoon dia.
Ab ki bar Arbi ne ’2 juice k packs’ gift kiye.
Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’ Arbi: ‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka Khoon Dor raha hai’

sheikh ki Beti

2011-06-13T09:10:00.005-07:00

Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga
Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy: Sochny k Liye

Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye?

Sheikh got easy load!

2011-06-13T09:10:00.004-07:00

Sheikh at shop: Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do
Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
Sheikh: Karna te kuch ve nai bs aiven paise uraan di adat ae…

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!!!

2011-06-13T09:09:00.002-07:00

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!!!
Dont get confused, Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You

I was wrong

2011-06-13T09:08:00.005-07:00

“The 4 hardest tasks on earth

1. To return love for hate.

2. To include the excluded.

3. To forgive without apology.

4. To be able to say,” I was wrong”

More than EGO

2011-06-13T09:08:00.004-07:00

“Apologizing Doesn’t Mean That you are Wrong and the Other Person is Right,

But it Means that you Value your Relationships More Than your EGO.”

bhool

2011-06-13T09:07:00.002-07:00

Bhool se bhi agr koi bhool hui ho to,
bhool samajh kar bhool jana,
Or haan bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se hame he na bhula dena

gracious gift

2011-06-13T09:06:00.002-07:00

Apology is a lovely perfume,
It can turn d clumsiest moment in 2 a gracious gift!

Genius ki Neend

2011-06-13T09:03:00.002-07:00

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,
Neend mje apni orr ghaseet-ti rahi..

Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gaya,

Or ek raat phir ye GENIUS bina parhy so gaya .

latest funny sms..............Traffic Rules!

2011-06-13T09:01:00.002-07:00

A student waz asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near the school

He wrote:Drive carefully!Dnt kill the students,wait for the Teachers!

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latest funny sms ,,,,,,Stupid Papu!

2011-06-13T09:00:00.002-07:00

New Teacher:
anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up

pappu stoodup

Teacher: R U stupid?

Pappu: “nhi, Aap akeli khari theen mujhe acha nhi lag raha tha”

haadsat

2011-06-13T08:59:00.002-07:00

Teacher: Iska passive voice bnao.
“Sunsan Jghon pr Bachon k sath hadsy ho jaty hen”.
Stdnt:”Snsan Jghon pr Hony waly hadson men Bachy ho jaty hai

thanks teacher

2011-06-13T08:57:00.005-07:00

Without you, we would have been lost.
Thank you teacher for guiding us, inspiring us
And making us what we are today.

Teachers Day Quotes

2011-06-13T08:57:00.004-07:00

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. -Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions – Uknown Author

Good teachers are those who know how little they know. Bad teachers are those who think they know more than they don’t know. – R. Verdi

best teacher

2011-06-13T08:56:00.002-07:00

The way you teach
The knowledge you share
The care you take
The love you shower
Makes you
The world’s best teacher…

our fortune

2011-06-13T08:55:00.002-07:00

For students
A teacher is always true!
We are fortunate to have a teacher
As wonderful loving and caring as you…

Happy Teachers Day!

Embodiment of Patience

2011-06-13T08:53:00.002-07:00

A teacher is an embodiment of patience n sacrifice who elivates his/her students to height of glory but sgends her/his life full of patience contentment and austerity.

Koi Aansoo

2011-06-13T08:52:00.002-07:00

انجان تو اس غم سے کوئی رہ نہیں سکتا
کوئی ضبط کرتاہےتو کوئی سہ نہیں سکت
محبت توہردل کوہوجاتی ہےلیکن
کوئ اظہارکرتاہے توکوئی کہ نہیںسکتا
چوٹ دل پرلگتی ہےپھر بھیگتاہےآنچل
ویسےتو کوئی آنسوآنکھ سےبہ نہیںسکتا

To Laut Aana

2011-06-13T08:51:00.002-07:00

اداس شامیں اداس رستے کبھی بلائیں تو لوٹ آنا
بچھڑنے والے میری باتیں تجھے رلائیں تو لوٹ آنا
ابھی نئ وادیوں نۓ منظروں میں رہ لو مگر میری جان
یہ سارے اک اک کر کے چھوڑ جائیں تو لوٹ آنا.سداخوش رھو

latest urdu poem

2011-06-13T08:50:00.002-07:00

عشق کرنا ھے تو حال و حالات نہ دیکھ
عبادت کرنی ھے تو آندھی، طوفان و برسات نہ دیکھ
پیار کرنا ھے تو ذات پات نہ دیکھ
محبت کرنی ھے تو رنگ و روپ نہ دیکھ
کرنا ھے دیدارۂ یار کا تو دن و رات نہ دیکھ
کرنی ھے وفا تو سامنے بے وفا نہ دیکھ
بناناھے دوست تو پھر اس کے عیب نہ دیکھ
رقص کرنا ھے تو پاؤں کی ذنجیر نہ دیکھ
درد غم بھلانا ھے تو پی ساقی حلال حرام نہ دیکھ

Talash-e-Gumshuda

2011-06-13T08:49:00.002-07:00

تلاش گمشدہ
1دل جوموسم پیارکی یکم تاریخ سےلاپتہ ہےجن
آنکھوں نےیہ دل
چرایاھےانسےدرخواست ھےکہ وہ یہ دل واپس کردیںورنہ جرمانےمیںاس کادل چرالیاجائےگا
دل کی اطلاع دینےکاپتہ
وفاکی گلی محلہ محبتاںشہرتنھائیاں ڈاکخانہ رسوائیاںخاص مقام جدایاںتحصیل معشوقاںوالی ضعلع عاشقاںوالا

Naam-e-Khuda

2011-06-13T08:48:00.002-07:00

پھول اچھے لگتے ہیں،
جن میں خوشبو ھو
محبت اچھی لگتی ہے،
جس میں ملن ھو
انسان اچھے لگتے ہیں،
جن میں انسانیت ھو
دوست اچھے لگتے ہیں،
جن میں وفا ھو
موت اچھی لگتی ہے،
جس میں نام خدا ھو

A kiss is just a kiss

2011-06-13T08:46:00.002-07:00

A kiss is just a kiss till u find the one u love, A hug is just a hug till u find the one u were always thinking of, A dream is just a dream till it comes true.

Love was just a word till I heard it from u…

Happy Valentines Day My Love

My Valentine

2011-06-13T08:45:00.005-07:00

Within u I lose myself,
Without u I find myself,
Wanting to be lost again,

Be my Valentine!

Pairs

2011-06-13T08:45:00.004-07:00

You know why nature
made eyes in pair,
Ears in pair,
Hands in pair,
Legs in pair but
Heart single?

.

Just to find its pair…

Happy Valentine’s day.

To My Sweetheart

2011-06-13T08:44:00.005-07:00

To,
My Sweetheart

I feel so happy when I think of u
Lets be 1 instead of 2.

.

Be My Valentine

Love Connection

2011-06-13T08:44:00.004-07:00

Valentine’s Day is for expressing affection,
Fond thoughts are coming your way,
We’ve always had a special connection,

So Happy Valentine’s Day!

be my valentine

2011-06-13T08:43:00.002-07:00

I send to you this bow of golden hue,
To tell you that my love is true,

Be my Valentine Do!!!

postman

2011-06-13T08:42:00.002-07:00

If I could be a postman,
For just a single time.

I’d choose to carry valentines,
so lovely and so fine.

I would not mind the heavy load,
Or mind my tired feet.

If I could scatter happiness,
up and down the street.
…

short happy valentine’s day

2011-06-13T08:41:00.002-07:00

May this Valentine bless toy with the cupid of love and warmth of romance. Happy Valentine’s Day Darling!

Rose & Thorns

2011-06-13T08:40:00.005-07:00

If we Desire to Blossom like a Rose in the Garden, then we must learn the Art of Adjusting with the Thorns. Because
Difficulties will make U Shine.

Greatest Advantage

2011-06-13T08:40:00.004-07:00

¤Greatest Advantage¤
“The greatest advantage of speaking truth is that you don’t have to remember what you’ve säid.”

Shakespeare say

2011-06-13T08:39:00.002-07:00

Words from Shakespeare
“It’s not ur mistake if u can’t read the eyes which cheat u
but
it’s realy ur mistake if u can’t read the eyes which love u.”

Hard Work

2011-06-13T08:38:00.005-07:00

“Hard work is like stairs & luck is like lift. Lift may fail sometimes But Stairs will always take you to the top “.So make habit for hardworking in your life.

life is wonderful

2011-06-13T08:38:00.004-07:00

Let me share this beautiful text with you :

I asked a wise man:

“How do I get the Best out of Life..??”

he answered:

“Face your Past without regret,

Handle your Present with confidence,

Prepare for the Future without fear..”

Then He added,

“Keep the Faith… and Drop the Fear..

Don’t believe your Doubts,

and never doubt your Beliefs..

Life is Wonderful if you know how to Live..”

Painful Lesson

2011-06-13T08:37:00.005-07:00

Sometimes hurting is needed 2 make us grow,
Failure is needed 2 make us know,
Loss is needed 2 make us gain,
Coz sum lessons r best when learnt through pain.

Good Nature

2011-06-13T08:37:00.004-07:00

A Good Heart And A Good Nature
Are Two Different Issues,

A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships,

But A Good Nature
Can Win Many Good Hearts

Good Thoughts

2011-06-13T08:36:00.005-07:00

If we both exchange one dollar, we
have one dollar each.
But if we exchange one good thought, we both have two good thoughts.

Naakami

2011-06-13T08:36:00.004-07:00

Kabhi na girna kamal nahi !
Gir kar sanbhal jana kamal ha.

Insan apni fatah say nahi balkay naakami say zayada siikhta ha.

Rrepresentation

2011-06-13T08:35:00.002-07:00

Don’t believe the words people say in front of U. Just guess what they are talking behind U. Only then U can value Ur representation to society.

Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi

2011-06-11T07:19:00.002-07:00

Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi

Jebonta jodi…(Bangla)

2011-06-11T07:16:00.005-07:00

Jibonta jodi pencil dia lekha kono kagoj hoto,

tahole sob sreeti muse fale abar notun kore

tomar kase fera astam…..

TUMI AKASER TARA AMI BARAN

2011-06-11T07:16:00.004-07:00

TUMI AKASER TARA AMI BARAN DAI KHARA TUMI PAHAR AMI PURBOT TUMI CHINI AMI SURBUT
TUMI MEG AMI BRISHTI TUMAR JANNO AMAR SRISHTI

akoda ram giachilo bona.....

2011-06-11T07:15:00.002-07:00

akoda ram giachilo bona
bahaiaa pipra asia
kamor dilo tar dona!
RAM bolilo-
SHETA
SHETA
SHETA

SHETA tokhon badcilo tar bra-ar fita.

RAM bolilo-

LOKKHON
LOKKHON
LOKKHON

LOKKHON Tokhon Korcilo
tar bou ar dud bhokhon.

Ram Bollilo-
Honu honu honu

Honu thokhon asa
chulka dilo RAM ar nunu.

EKTU BHALOBASHA.................

2011-06-11T07:14:00.002-07:00

jai din thaka bhujta shuru korachi bhalobasha ke, sai din dekhachi shudu tomai.

jai din thaka bhalobasha ke upolobdhi korachi, sai din dekhachi shudu tomai.

jai din thaka bhalobasha ke onubhob korachi, sai din dekhachi shudu tomai.

aj nai tumi amar pase, chola gecho ak ochin gontobe,

bhujacho tumi amai bhul, basoni tumi amai bhalo.

dukhoo roya gecha ai ontora, ka deba mucha.

aj shudhu khujchi tomai, ar khujcha tomai amar ai duti piyase chokh.

jani na tomai khuja pabo kina, joto din bachbo totodin toami shudhu khujbo.

ai piyase chokher piyas mitabo, ai klanto moner oboshad dur korbo.

tomai ami dekha sokol dukhoo bhula jabar chesta korbo………

pata chabo tomar………………..EKTU BHALOBASHA.

jeetai the hum kabhi saan se

2011-06-11T07:12:00.002-07:00

Jeetai the hum kabhi saan se,
Mahek uthi fija kisi ke nam se,
Par gujre hain kuch aise mukam se,
Nafrat si ho gai hai mohabat ke nam se.

naa karta shikayat zamane se koi

2011-06-11T07:10:00.002-07:00

Agar maan Jata manane se koi,
Kisi ko kyu yaad karta hai Koi,
Agar bhool jata hai bhulane se Koi…

Mohhabat ko tizarat

2011-06-11T07:07:00.002-07:00

Mohhabat ko tizarat banane walo se puchhate hai
kabhi iski ibbadat ki chah bhi maan me aayi hai,
yu too unki bawafai per pura yakin hai hume
per jane kyo Dil ke her kone me unki yaad samai hai.

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karoon to kis liye aakhir karoon malal us ka

2011-06-11T07:06:00.002-07:00

Karoon to kis liye aakhir karoon malal us ka,
usey nahin to mujhey bhi nahin khayal us ka,

Meri wafa ne banaya hai bewafa us ko,
Kisi ada par nahin hai kamal us ka,

Mere naseeb ki yeh bhi to khush naseebi hai,
Ke mujh ko dekh ke sab pochte hain hal us ka,

Yehi doa main karon har baras ke pehley din,
Mere bagher na guzre koi bhi saal us ka,

Mere urooj ko us ke naseeb main likh dey,
KHUDA-E-PAK mujhey soonp de zawaal us kaâ€¦â€¦.!!

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woh dil hi mera tod gaya

2011-06-11T07:05:00.002-07:00

Woh Dil Hi Mera Tod Gaya

Ek Choti Si Baat Pe Ruth Gaya

Mujhe Chod Gaya Bhari Duniya Me

Mere Dil Ko Kaise Tod Gaya

Mein Ne Sapne Dekhe Sab Ussi ke

Woh Sapna Kaise Tod Gaya

Mein Jo Uski Th , Woh Mera Tha

Woh Kaise Ye Sab Bhool Gaya

Mere Dil Ki Baat Hi Naa Jaan Saka

Woh Bewafaa Kya Karta Wafaa

Woh Meri Wafaa Ko Bhool Gaya

Woh Dil Hi Mera Tod Gayaâ€¦â€¦.

tm kyu bane thy dil ka sahara jawab do

2011-06-11T07:03:00.002-07:00

Tm Kyu Bane Thy Dil Ka Sahara Jawab Do

Ab Kya Hua Wo Pyar Tumhara Jawab Do

Kis Ko Tha Naz Apni Adaon Pe Har Ghari

Kis Ne Kya Wafa Se Kinara Jwab Do

Hum To Seh Na Saken Ge Judai Ka Gham

Ye Qoul Tha Mera K Tumhara Jawab Do

Ek Tarf Zindgi Ek Tarf Mout Hai

Ab Kis Tarf Karo Ge Ishara Jawab Do

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Dastan Likh Raha Hon

2011-06-11T07:02:00.002-07:00

Dastan Likh Raha Hon

Ehd-e-Mohabat Tor K

Kaghaz Pr Aansuon

Ki Jagah Chor K

Raat Jo Me Likhne Betha Teri Wafa Pe Ghazal

Alfaz Samne Khare The Hath Jor K

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Latest Funny Sms New Plot!

2011-06-10T10:51:00.002-07:00

1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.

Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”

‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…

Light Hai?

2011-06-10T10:44:00.002-07:00

ThE mOsT fUnNiEsT QuEsTiOn AsKeD bY pAkIsTaNiSsSs….

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. yAr LiTe Ha…???

funny sms........Pagal to Doctor

2011-06-10T10:35:00.002-07:00

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”

1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.

Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?

Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir

“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”

sohbat

2011-06-10T10:31:00.005-07:00

~*~Kyon Kehtay Hain Log K Sohbat Ka Asar Parta Hai~*~
~*~Mein To Bewafaon Ki Mehfil Mein Reh Kr Bhi Wafaen Nibhata raha.

mohabbat kiya hai?

2011-06-10T10:31:00.004-07:00

""'"Muhabbat""""
kiya hai
Muhobat" wo ehsas hai jo ek Dil se dusre Dil ko hota hai
Muhobat karta to har insan hai Lekin usko nibhata har koi nahi
Khush naseeb hain wo loog jinko koi sucha Humsafar milta hai
Muhobat ko jo nibhate hain Unko mera Salaam hai
Aur jo bich raste mai chorr jate hain Unko
"Hamara"
ye peigham hai
Wada-e-Wafa karo to phir khud ko fanna karo
Warna kisi ki zindagi Tabbha na karo

Break up sms...........mehroom

2011-06-10T10:30:00.002-07:00

¤Kuch ajab rang se Guzri Hai zindagi apni,
DILON pe raaj kiya or muhabton se mehroom rehy..¤
¤Hum wafa kar k b Ban Gey mujrim
Wo Dagha De k b masoom rehy…

sagar

2011-06-10T10:29:00.002-07:00

"Uski wafa na"
"mili magar usay""wafadar kehta" "hon" *" S A G A R "*
"wo bewafa" "sahi mere" "jeene ka""sahara to hai"