Sex on Demand and Dirty Jokes

Maths Ki Teacher- 1 Me 2 Daalo To Kya Hoga? . . . . . . Ladki- Medam Ye To AAP Ki Capecity Hai Humari To Ek Me Jaan Nikal Jati Hai.

Urine Report ki adlaa badli ho gai... Doctor: Santa, you are pregnant!! Babu wife se bola:- maine pehle hi kaha tha muje upar rahne de

Beta- Mummy K 2 Aur Cow K 4 Q Hote H Papa- Nalayak, Kaha Se Sikh K Aya H Beta- Me To Legs Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha Apko To Din Raat 'Ch#chi' Dikhti H

Husband- Aao SEX Kare Wife- Munna So Jaye, Phir Karna Husband- Munna Abhi Tak Soya Nahi Kya Wife- Jiski Maa CH#Dne Wali Ho Use Kaise Nind Aa Sakti Hai,,

Item song k bina toh film bhi adhuri hoti hai. Film : Hagneepath song : Chikni Chudeli Pichhu se le lena, badi zehereeli gaand maare Kamsin kamariya saali ik zatke se lakh maare Haaye! Chut hazaaro'n ki, khulla bhosda karaane aayi Jhaat ki teelli se teri chillam jalaane aayi Aaayi ! chikni chudeli chhup ke akeli lavda chadha ke aayi . Jungle mein aaj mangal karungi main Gaandu sheron se khelungi main Makkhan jaisi fateli pe jalte angaare le lungi main Haaye! gehre paani ki machhli hoon Raja Jhaat Jhaat dariya mein ghoomi hoon main Tere lawdo ki leharon se maar ke aaj doobi hoon main Hoye gaandleva bhadwa hai Sex mein ye halwa hai gaandleva bhadwa hai sex mein ye halwa hai Boobs se paros doongi chus le zaraa Yeh toh pressure hai poora fillam dikhane aayi Jhaat ki teelli se teri chillam jalaane aayi

Jodha ke bade boobs dekh kar  tansen ne birbal se kaha : yar ek bar jodha ke boobs chuswa de , 1000 asharfia dunga.  Birbal ne jodha ke bra me 2 boond khujli ki dawai daal di. Jaise hi jodha ne bra pehni, khujli suru ho gayi. Akbar ne birbal se ilaaj pucha. Birbal : agar kisi surile gale wale se chuswa do to zeher nikal jayega. Akbar ne tansen ko boobs chusne ka hukm diya. Tansen ka kaam ho gaya. Next day birbal ne asharfia mangi, Tansen taal gaya. Birbal : mujhe pata tha madarchod ki tu aisa hi karega isliye dawayi ki 4 boond akbar ki chaddi me bhi daal di hain. Bhen ke lode, taiyaar reh, abhi bulawaa aata hi hoga..